Matthew is an entrepreneur, philanthropist, chef, astronaut, friendly neighborhood spiderman, olympic snowboarder, doctor, basket weaver and humble blacksmith. In his spare time, Mat enjoys setting world speed records, flying his spaceship, saving puppies, and using the oxford comma.

Some of Mat's accomplishments include inventing gravity(newton's a damn thief!) and all of outer space, secretly running the world, being the first man to set foot on Jupiter(the first person to accomplish this was a woman named Laura Cox. Notorious hippy.), making baby animals cute, being friends with Nikola Tesla, and holding in a fart right now.

Mat despises when people write an extensive about me section in the third person and would never dream of doing such a terrible thing on his own page.

We thank you, Mat, for creating happiness and puppies and hope that you continue to fill the world with everything great.

*contents of article may be greatly exaggerated or completely fabricated. Mat's not actually this conceded.
**also newton was actually a really cool guy.